Archive for March, 2009

Some Things Never Change

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 by Nerdicus Finch

Citi Field apparently opened on Sunday with a game between St. John’s and Georgetown. From the New York Times article about the game:

Amid all the new touches, there was a familiar face. John Franco marched out to deliver the first pitch, peeling off his blue Mets warm-up jacket to reveal a bright red jersey from St. John’s, his alma mater. Franco promptly threw his pitch into the dirt, but the fans applauded him anyway.

It’s nice to see that the pitches Franco throws in retirement are so similar to those he threw during his career.

Overheard in the YMCA Locker Room

Tuesday, March 31st, 2009 by Nerdicus Finch

While in the locker room at the local YMCA last week, I overheard the following conversation:

Old Guy: Did you see that new Yankee Stadium?
Other Old Guy: Yeah.
Old Guy: Pretty nice – but the tickets are so expensive, no one will be able to afford to go.
Other Old Guy: Yeah.
Old Guy: If Mantle and DiMaggio were alive, they would never have let that happen!
Other Old Guy: You’re right.
Old Guy: Did you notice that the Yankees waited for them to die before they jacked up the ticket prices?
Other Old Guy: Yup.

I’ve heard some strange statements made by old guys regarding the greatness and superiority of old-timey baseball, but this one is particularly weird. The notion that two retired baseball legends were somehow keeping Yankees ticket prices in check is truly bizarre.

I was going to try to track down yearly ticket price data for the Yankees for the years before and after Mantle and DiMaggio died in order to debunk this nonsense, but it’s really not worth it. This theory is so goofy that I can’t justify responding to it at length.

Unfortunately for me, this strange conversation is not even close to the most disturbing thing about being in the locker room at the YMCA.

Meet the O’s New Anti-Nerd

Monday, March 30th, 2009 by Dr. Nerd

A couple interesting things about Luke Scott, the O’s starting DH this year: he carries a concealed weapon and he spent his off-season chopping down trees to build up his arm strength.

MLB.com recently published an article about Scott, who has been tinkering with his swing of late to try to mimic the motion of his axe-swing, and successfully too:

Luke Scott, Baltimore’s free-spirited designated hitter, recently stood at his locker mimicking an axe stroke and comparing it to his new batting stance. Scott, who has hit four home runs in his last 14 Spring Training at-bats, said Sunday that he’s patterned his new approach around the same motion he’d use to chop down a tree…  Scott spent most of his winter chopping fire wood to work on his arm-strength and came to camp sporting a bushy mountain man beard.

Somewhat paradoxically, though, the same article might give you the impression that “Lumberjack Luke” (my invention) may be one of us after all.  The author suggests that in making his transition from regular outfielder to DH, Scott is going to have to slow down and get used to sitting quietly in the dugout between at-bats, and that to do this succesfully, “[Scott] has to stifle his overly analytical nature.”  According to the article, “Scott is one of the team’s more devoted hitters when it comes to studying video.”

That sounds nerdy, alright.  But don’t let him fool you.  According to a Baltimore Sun article referenced on a totally random blog I found, Scott is about as nerdy as Chuck Norris.  Apparently, Scott takes his second amendment rights seriously enough to carry a concealed handgun, which around Baltimore almost makes sense.  Nonetheless, there’s nothing even remotely nerdy about that.

Luke Scott, for your axe-swinging, gun-toting activities, you are the new O’s Anti-Nerd.

The many faces of Carl Nichols

Monday, March 30th, 2009 by I Love Nerd York City

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So many questions to be asked here: what happened between 1988 and 1989 that improved Mr. Nichols's mood so dramatically? Why is he wearing his catcher helmet like a baseball cap in 1988? Why is he still in an Orioles uniform in 1989 when he played the whole season for the Houston Astros?

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Whatever those answers may be, we thank Carl Nichols for embracing the spirit of nerd baseball, and wearing his heart so expressively on his sleeve.

Draft Day Preview

Saturday, March 28th, 2009 by I Love Nerd York City

Most of us here at Nerd Baseball have competed in a fantasy baseball league against each other since 2002.

Tomorrow is the day we look forward to all winter.  Tomorrow is like Christmas, the 4th of July, and Arbor Day all rolled into one.  Tomorrow is Draft Day.

Some of us will draft a team that provides us with a misguided feeling of self-worth, a false reassurance that we know a little bit about baseball, and one year of bragging rights.  Others will draft a team that provides them with six months of teeth-gnashing and self-loathing.

Join us in the coming week for a recap of our draft, a look back at some memorable draft blunders, and the chance to let us know how awesome or horrible our picks are.

For today, study up on our scoring system…

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Tom Henke

Thursday, March 26th, 2009 by I Love Nerd York City

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Knowns and Unknowns

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 by Nerdicus Finch

I’m a big fan of Joe Girardi and was very happy when he was hired to manage the Yankees after the 2007 season. Unlike a lot of fans, I don’t blame him for the team’s third place finish last year – I’d chalk that up to just not being as good as the Rays and Red Sox, as well as some significant injuries to key players. That being said, I’m going to have a hard time defending Girardi against detractors after reading about his decision to go with Xavier Nady over Nick Swisher in right field.

In managing a baseball team, like most other endeavors, I would imagine that the name of game is minimizing mistakes. For the most part, you can’t control injuries, opposing pitching, umpiring, and a host of other variables, so you should try your best to make the right decisions regarding those things over which you exercise complete control, like choosing your right fielder. (It’s like Donald Rumsfeld said: there are knowns, unknowns, known unknowns, and unknown unknowns. It seems that one of the key jobs of the baseball manager is to totally nail decisions regarding the knowns, and do your best to prepare for and react to the unknowns). 

Choosing Nady over Swisher is one of those mistakes that is obvious to everyone, yet, somehow, happens anyway. It’s like the idea of batting Luis Castillo leadoff or signing Barry Zito or Gary Matthews, Jr. to enormous contracts. Apparently, everyone in the world knows it’s a bad idea except for the person who made the decision.

Oh, well. Hopefully, for the sake of the Yankees, they won’t make a similar mistake and put Melky Cabrera in center field. Brett Gardner probably won’t be much better, but he likely will be better. If it were up to me, and I was forced to have Nady in right, I would just take my chances on his defense and put Swisher in center. His 100 walks will result in a lot of runs over the course of the season.

Famtasy Goggles

Tuesday, March 24th, 2009 by I Love Nerd York City

There are mysteries, there are enigmas, and then there’s finding out that someone found Nerd Baseball by doing a Google search for “Famtasy Goggles.”

Did they misspell “fantasy” or is there actually a brand of goggles named “Famtasy?”

Were they searching for fantasy baseball and goggle-wearing players?

Do they have a fantasy that can only be fulfilled through a particular pair of goggles?

Was this somehow Chris Sabo related?

Post your ideas in the comments section.

David Wright + Facial Hair = 2009 World Series Champ?

Monday, March 23rd, 2009 by I Love Nerd York City

Time for a multiple choice exam:

What’s the most important issue facing the 2009 NY Mets?

a) The health of Santana’s elbow
b) K-Rod’s ability to handle the NY pressure
c) Jerry Manuel’s ability to teach clarity to the players
d) The drill

If you selected a, b, c, or d, you are WRONG!

According to TheWrightStache.com, it’s all about the facial hair (a topic that’s close to our collective hearts here at Nerd Baseball).

Does David Wright hold the key to the Mets’ season on his upper lip? Maybe…but even if he doesn’t, imagine if his 2010 Topps card looked like this!

Greg Gross

Monday, March 23rd, 2009 by I Love Nerd York City

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