I was planning on a post congratulating Barry Larkin and Roberto Alomar on becoming the newest first-ballot-hall-of-famers, and Bert Blyleven on finally getting the call. Whoops.
Anyway, here’s the nerdiest card from a hall-of-famer that I could find through a very quick google image search.
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Thanks to Night Owl Cards for this image.
Tags: 1985, Barry Larkin, Bert Blyleven, distorted faces, facial hair, flat brim, glasses, Hall of Fame, hat placement, nerd, OF, padres, Roberto Alomar, topps



(4.88 out of 5)
Wow, Gwynn looks surprisingly nerdy on this card. The glasses, even though they are sunglasses, are ridiculous and hat placement is Nerdsville.
Bummer about the Hall of Fame, by the way.