I just turned on SportsCenter and immediately heard the following gem from Chris Berman:
(Highlight of a guy on the Saints getting tackled)
“…and David Thomas english-muffins his way to the four yard line!!!”
Gotta love any time a breakfast item is used as a verb to describe a football player getting tackled.
Tags: awful nickname, chris berman, colts, david thomas, english muffins, highlight, saints, super bowl

I did get maple syruped once during a touch game in 6th grade. Nerdicus, I think you were there too.
Dr. – I was there. It was Grade B syrup – I’ll never forget it.