In going through the nerd archive looking for a nerd to post, I came upon this Jerry Reed card. And while nerd purists may be upset that two posts in a row feature guys who don’t have the big glasses, dated haircuts, etc., I hope many of you can appreciate the psycho-peepers on Mr. Reed.
Without further ado, HEEEERE’s JERRY…
Tags: 1988, fleer, jerry reed, look alike, mariners, pitcher, psycho peepers, the shining
(4.89 out of 5)
Funny, I always thought that Jerry Reed was the Snowman.
Wow – incredible psycho peepers.
Maybe our resident psycho peeper expert, Nerdzah Ball Soup, could offer his opinion?
Given that the guy is mid-pitch, I cannot in good conscience certify his peepers as being psycho. When staring down a hitter and hurling a ball at him, it is perfectly acceptable to have the scariest face possible, which includes the eyes. Psycho peepers are reserved for times when one’s eyes are inappropriate for a given situation. For example, when trying to catch a subtle glimpse of a girl at a bar and it is mentioned that you are staring as though you plan on using her skin to make a first baseman’s mitt, that’s psycho peepers.
Nerdzah Ball – I knew you’d come through with the expert analysis.
Can we not rate nerds anymore? The option isn’t available for this nerd or the previous one.