While not a nerd per se, I had to post this card in order to share what is possibly the strangest facial hair/body hair in baseball card history:

Can there be an explanation for the disparity between left-side-mustache and right-side-mustache?  And I don’t know how to properly address the pattern of neck hair.  We’ve all seen pictures of Mr. Buckner before, and he has always looked like a normal guy…so what happened here?