For those of you who haven’t seen, Mets executives unveiled the patch that the players will wear on their uniforms to commemorate the inaugural season at CitiFIELD. With millions of dollars at their disposal, they came up with…

…which made people think of…

In honor of this unprecedented achievement in amateur-hour design work and unpaid product placement, I’ve come up with several alternate patches to commemorate the 2009 season. Mr. Wilpon, if you’re reading this, consider the suggestions freebies. Check them out:

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