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Mr. Jones hit seven home runs in 527 career games. He was the first base coach for the 2004 Red Sox.
Borat mixed with Fred Armisen anyone? Anyone?
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Ah, 1982 Fleer, how I’ve missed you. The blurry image. The obviously too-dark-exposure. The crooked background. And the fan favorite…white sky. They never disappoint. As for Mr. Splittorff, he was an amazingly consistent league average starting pitcher. He pitched thirteen full seasons for the Kansas City Royals without ever having an ERA+ below 82, or above 122, finishing with a career mark of 101.
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A decidedly non-nerdy anecdote from Wikipedia:
A notable feud occurred between Cowens and pitcher Ed Farmer (current White Sox radio announcer). On May 8, 1979 playing for the Royals, Cowens suffered a fractured jaw and missed 21 games during an 8-7 loss to Texas as a result of being hit by a pitch from Farmer. Farmer also hit Royal Frank White in the same game and White sustained a broken hand, missing 33 contests. The next season on June 20‚ 1980 while playing for the Tigers‚ Cowens hit an infield grounder as Farmer pitched at Comiskey Park. While Farmer watched his infielder make the play, Cowens ran to mound and attacked the pitcher from behind instead of running to first base. Cowens was suspended for 7 games and a warrant was issued for his arrest in Illinois‚ forcing him to skip the remainder of the Tigers-White Sox series in Chicago. Farmer agreed to drop the charges in exchange for a handshake‚ and the 2 players brought out the lineup cards before the game on Sep 1, 1980.