Recently, one of the contributors here took it upon himself to evaluate fantasy baseball trades. In a trade involving Ryan Zimmerman three weeks ago, here is the commentary that the unnamed Nerd had to say:
Ryan Fucking Zimmerman?!
I’ve had that guy for the last two years, and he fucking sucks!!! (Nerdstradamus) can only hope that Zimmerman’s torrid start to 2009 (.214 batting average, B:K ration of 1:8) continues all year.
Since then? A 29 game hitting streak, the batting average over .360, SLG at almost .630, including two more HR last night. Ryan Zimmerman is a sorry excuse of a nerd (believe me, I looked for some hint of a dorky picture), but hopefully he’ll keep proving the haters wrong.


(4.88 out of 5)